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Jenny brought it to my attention today that our blog has more of a following than I was aware of. Made me feel kind of bad that I have updated this thing about three times in a year.

So here it goes, my list of deal makers and deal breakers. Let's see how much mine differ from Jenny's.

Deal makers:

1. Not having a boyfriend. This might seem obvious but irl it's really quite a problem.

2. Being DTBI but also DTHF. Gotta be down with a dance party every once in a while.

3. Not hating cats and being down to eat Thai food. This is why Jenny and I could never make it.

4. Introduce me to new things. Be passionate about something that doesn't suck.

5. Have tight friends. If your friends suck, what does that say about you?

6. Tattoos. Well placed, quality art can be so hot.

7. Down to eat. My plan for the afterlife involves endless buffets. Get with it.

Deal breakers:

1. Bad fashion. I can be pretty forgiving for the right girl, but there are certain things I just can't get down with. I realize how shallow this sounds but whatevs, I'm just being honest.

2. Flakiness. It's annoying and rude.

3. I'm personally not usually a fan of hair dyed fake colors or a lot of makeup.

4. Finding out a girl isn't a Mac person can really make me question things.

5. Not being proud to be bi/gay/queer/whatever. I understand not being able to be out to everyone in your life, but I'm not down to always be your 'friend.'

6. Not in school/no degree/no real job. What's the point?

That's all I can think of for now.

I promise to not neglect the blog anymore. Expect another post in the next few days introducing our two new bloggers, Jessie and Alana.

btw- the title of this post isn't nonsense. I tweeted that drunkenly the other night and thought it was pretty genius. Anyone who can figure it out gets a ser high five.