Makerz and Breakerz

Hi there. I am the newest jean jammer, inaugerated into the blog on the dtjj year anniversary. Pretty special stuff. I'll go ahead and give you my little list concerning just how you could seal said 'deal'.
MAKERZ:
Long hair. I'll put this first because I think it's def the first thing I look at. I'm tryina be yr boyfriend, so I don't want your hair lookin all butch. Not only does it have to be considerably longer than mine, it also has to be styled rite.

My Dog. I am always down to hang with cats, and you should be too, but you must absolutely be into my dog. It's not hard, she's the cutest ever.

Fancy food. I like going to new restaurants and eating new food more than anything. I also really like cooking. You should also really like cooking and cook me something tasty sometime.

Mean. You must be ready to be mean when the situation requires it. Or even sometimes when it doesn't. I like a girl that seems nice but is secretly a bitch. Ya gotta be classy when we're out and wild when we're in. Duh.

The others are pretty obvs. You have to dress rite. Fancy occasions might call for a pencil skirt. And heels. Nice tattoos are a bonus, too many showing is a little TM.

BREAKERZ:
You must be dtjj but also dthh. I need variety in my life.

You must NEVER listen to DMB or Jimmy Buffet or Pearl Jam.

You def can't ever wear cargo pants or birkenstock shoes or those sweat pants with stuff written on the butt. Ew.

Boring girlz and sad girlz. Just say no to ladiez that have too much time for you. I need an independent lady who barely has time for me.

Str8 grlz. I used to be all about turning them to the dark side, but lately I've realized that this is just WAY too much work and often puts you in a really messy situation. I want a girl who knows what she wants and isn't uncomfortable with that. I need a girl that has had a little experience with this whole thing that I've been doing since I was 13. You know, homo?

My list is pretty much the same as Mairin's. You could just read hers.
-Alana