Guess I'm next. The list. Before this gets going, let me just say these characteristics are not sufficient to ensure that we'll fug; merely necessary for me to consider the idea. And yes, these will be slightly skewed by 0.6202008
Pros:
1. You must be DTJJ. I am the Jam Master and I have the knob you can slob to prove it.
2. C's no smaller. I need a woman, not a little girl so I want tits, thighs, and an ass.
3. You must be competitive, have ambitions, and be ready to keep up. I have high standards and I never stop. I'm not going to slow down to let you catch up or stop and wait for you. This applies to your professional life and your ability to game and have fun.
4. You need to be ready to watch movies. I more than enjoy them, I need them. 90s Meg Ryan, Tarantino, comedy, action, etc.
5. Fuck TV. I don't watch much; there's something better we could do. However, the Simpons, Jeopardy, and Bravo channel are all legit!
6. Must be spontaneous; I'm claustrophobic and sometimes I just need to get out.
7. Provocative. I need someone to entertain and intrigue me otherwise I'll get bored.
8. Thick skin. I'm analytical and will tell you what I think if you ask. Sometimes this means I'm a bitch, but I never mean to hurt or harm you.
9. Papi. I don't want someone to be my mom and try to wipe my ass. I can do that myself. What I need is a Daddy.
Cons:
1. Wallflowers, GTFO! I need someone to pull me out of my office and remind me I love to have fun.
2. Complainers. Nut up or shut up.
2. Debt. I'm frugal and a penny pincher. If you can't conceive of how to live within your means or don't have the balls to work hard enough to play as you please, we're not compatible.
3. Lazyness, so unattractive.
4. Yellow teeth. Even if they're a little crook thats fine, but they should be white; they're supposed to be white.
5. Pig pens. I like things clean, neat, and tidy.
And just in case you need context, please refer to LiLo's "Bossy", its analogous.
Pros:
1. You must be DTJJ. I am the Jam Master and I have the knob you can slob to prove it.
2. C's no smaller. I need a woman, not a little girl so I want tits, thighs, and an ass.
3. You must be competitive, have ambitions, and be ready to keep up. I have high standards and I never stop. I'm not going to slow down to let you catch up or stop and wait for you. This applies to your professional life and your ability to game and have fun.
4. You need to be ready to watch movies. I more than enjoy them, I need them. 90s Meg Ryan, Tarantino, comedy, action, etc.
5. Fuck TV. I don't watch much; there's something better we could do. However, the Simpons, Jeopardy, and Bravo channel are all legit!
6. Must be spontaneous; I'm claustrophobic and sometimes I just need to get out.
7. Provocative. I need someone to entertain and intrigue me otherwise I'll get bored.
8. Thick skin. I'm analytical and will tell you what I think if you ask. Sometimes this means I'm a bitch, but I never mean to hurt or harm you.
9. Papi. I don't want someone to be my mom and try to wipe my ass. I can do that myself. What I need is a Daddy.
Cons:
1. Wallflowers, GTFO! I need someone to pull me out of my office and remind me I love to have fun.
2. Complainers. Nut up or shut up.
2. Debt. I'm frugal and a penny pincher. If you can't conceive of how to live within your means or don't have the balls to work hard enough to play as you please, we're not compatible.
3. Lazyness, so unattractive.
4. Yellow teeth. Even if they're a little crook thats fine, but they should be white; they're supposed to be white.
5. Pig pens. I like things clean, neat, and tidy.
And just in case you need context, please refer to LiLo's "Bossy", its analogous.
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this obviously was posted by coley, not me. haha fyi I love the Bossy reference. :) that's my girl. <3
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