Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Jessie. Jay e double s to tha eye e.

Gutentag fellow jammers. You might remember me from my previous guest blog describing an amazing night at babes. Well, a few months later and I'm an offical jammer. So suck it.

Make.
- First of all I love DMB, Jimmy Buffet, and especially Pearl Jam. As a matter of fact I happen to be wearing a Pearl Jam shirt as I type. So jam on ladies and gents.

-You gotta be dtjj(down to jean jam duh) dthf(down to have fun) and ndtbi(not down to be intimate). I'm trying to chill with my friends and have fun. There will be time to jam after. No need for private parties all the time.

-gotta be down to be outside. I'm trying to go camping and ride bikes and go rock climbing and go to the river/beach.

- you have to be down to travel. I don't want to sit in richmond forever.

-good style duh. No flops and flares. Male or female. No man should ever wear flops fyi. It looks stupid. Just don't do it. Trust me.

-i love food. You should too. It's yummy.

- I love to sleep. And I like to cuddle. But I don't like doing them both at the same time. If you're trying to cuddle me, or are even too close to me I won't be able to sleep and we are going to have problems. I'd actually prefer it if we didn't sleep in the same bed. Sorry babe.

-gotta be a good kisser and good in bed. I'm a great faker but I'd rather not.

-must like pop punk. You can't trust someone who doesn't like pop punk.

Break

-if you don't own at least one pair of vans.

- if you don't know anything about music.

- if you can't swim. Like really who the fuck can't swim?

- if you're stupid. Close minded. Or have no comomsense.

- if you don't believe in equality.

-if you don't care at all about global problems.

- if you don't have a job or go to school. I take care of myself and you should take care of you.

- if you don't like my friends. My friends are tight as shit and if you don't like them then you're a fool.

- if you don't like the xfiles. Or 90's tv/movies.

-if you don't like taylor swift.

-if you don't like tattoos.

-if you don't like to party.

-if you own a I bleed black and gold tshirt and wear it anywhere other than in your bed.

-if you have those little stick figure stickers of your family on your car. Or the flops sticker.

-if you don't like dogs. Or all animals for that matter.

-if you think wow is cool.

-if you go to the wave or roc church.

- if you don't like the beatles.

-if you don't think afv is funny.